notchicken:

punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so

(Source: ryanhigainspired, via get-up-n-go)


3 days ago 499368

yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

(Source: miniaturepoodle, via snaredrumma)

3 days ago 198715

codyaferg:

wow-suchbree-veryblog:

"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"

"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"

"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"

SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.

This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.

(via phantomregiment)

1 week ago 289267

savingsophie:

i love my wife

wifi*

(via gnarly)

1 week ago 59730

allteensrelate:

Coming home from school like 

image

(via gnarly)

1 week ago 26915

thecalmfangirl:

And sometimes you just need to have it all.

(via gnarly)


1 week ago 24441

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1 week ago 540474

lightwoulds:

the shadowhunter chronicles’ ladies + name meanings

(via youarethefirstdreamofmysoul)


1 week ago 2891

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1 week ago 450673